Saturday, 11 August 2007
advertising for dummies.
Video: Automatic donut machine shot through store window.
V/O(voice over): MAN HAS BEEN BUYING AND EATING DONUTS FOR CENTURIES. YUM, YUM.
Video: Close up of donuts being flipped in oil bath.
V/O: BUT, UNTIL NOW, IT NEVER OCCURRED TO DONUT MUNCHERS THAT THEY WERE BEING CHEATED.
Video: Wide shots of donuts being sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar.
V/O: YES, CHEATED. BECAUSE THE DONUTS THEY WERE BUYING HAD GREAT BIG HOLES IN THE CENTER!
Video: Close up of variety of decorated donuts.
Video Key: *Fresh *Delicious (actual printed word appearing on screen)
V/O: WELL, NOT AT SMITH'S DONUTS. SMITH'S DONUTS ARE ALWAYS DELICIOUS, ALWAYS FRESH. AND, IN A BOLD INNOVATION THAT IS SURELY AS EARTH-SHATTERING AS PAVED ROADS OR SLICED BREAD, SMITH'S DONUTS HAVE SMALLER HOLES.
Video Key: Smith's Donuts (logo)
V/O: DON'T ACCEPT BEING CHEATED BY BIG DONUT HOLES. ALWAYS GET YOUR DONUTS AT SMITH'S DONUT SHOP IN THE ACME SHOPPING CENTER.
Video Key: *Tiny little holes *Tiny little prices
V/O: TINY LITTLE HOLES. TINY LITTLE PRICES.
Eh kamu, tolong eh pls, before i middle finger you and use it too, to dig your bloody balls (eye balls), you better, really really stop thinking that my emotion hanger can be further bent and hang low. you watch how your pants go about, and don't think of how much misery you can possibly give me. Cause I'm finished, FINISHED with you.
Fucktard.
Now Spacer, how about a BADAK as a nick for this ball-less Man.
Or oops, should i say, Boy.
